The question posed in boffo episode four of Tucker Carlson’s new Twitter show is whether Joe Biden is a wannabe dictator, as asserted by a chyron that Fox News displayed for 27 seconds on the day his administration arrested Donald Trump: “WANNABE DICTATOR SPEAKS AT THE WHITE HOUSE AFTER HAVING HIS POLITICAL RIVAL ARRESTED.” (Fox News hastened to apologize to the world and to fire the producer who so incontinently chyronized.)
Carlson spends a couple of minutes discussing absurd reactions to the brief-lived caption. But most of his satirical 13-minute monologue is about whether President Biden qualifies for dictator-hood.
Carlson suggests that you have to do much more than jail political rivals to qualify.
Dictators enrich themselves and their families, taking bribes or kickbacks from businesses or other dictators.
In a dictatorship, it’s no longer possible to fight the injustice of the system. If people “gather in large numbers to protest the rule of the dictator, they’ll be arrested by state security services even years after the fact.”
In a dictatorship, you can’t even complain from your home; unauthorized opinions on the Internet must be censored.
In a dictatorship, major mental or physical lapses by the Dear Leader would be routinely covered up by a compliant media.
A dictator would say your kids belong to him. But Joe Biden says your kids belong to all of us; we have joint custody.
It’s a litany that could be extended, and Tucker Carlson does so.
This is Common Sense. I’m Paul Jacob.
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