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Patrick Henry

Suspicion is a virtue as long as its object is the public good, and as long as it stays within proper bounds. . . . Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel.

Patrick Henry, Virginia Ratifying Convention (June 5, 1788), speech regarding the Federal Constitution.
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Camille Paglia

Society is a system of inherited forms reducing our humiliating passivity to nature. We may alter these forms, slowly or suddenly, but no change in society will change nature.

Camille Paglia, Sexual Personae: Art and Decadence from Nefertiti to Emily Dickinson, p. 1.
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Gavin McInnes

Only use lizard sources.

Gavin McInnes, on The Gavin McInnes Show, characterizing modern p.c. University standards of essay writing, making fun of postmodern pedagogy. For full context, see:
The relevant section begins about 3:34 in the video. The full quotation makes complete sense.

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Aristotle

Hope is a waking dream.


Aristotle, in Lives of Eminent Philosophers, Diogenes Laertius.

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Dave Barry

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

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George Meredith

Kissing don’t last; cookery do!


George Meredith, The Ordeal of Richard Feverel (1859), chapter 28.

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Aristotle

I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law.


Aristotle, in Lives of Eminent Philosophers, Diogenes Laertius.

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George Meredith

Perfect simplicity is unconsciously audacious.


George Meredith, The Ordeal of Richard Feverel (1859).

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Aristotle

I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law.


Aristotle, in Lives of Eminent Philosophers, Diogenes Laertius.

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Dave Barry

What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.