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Ban Parody Now

As long as we’re into prohibiting so many things these days, I want to add a particularly dangerous practice to the list.

It’s called parody. Problem is, it gives people too many ideas. You’ve heard about the lawsuit against McDonald’s for victimizing some fat guy with its junk food? Looks like that’s just the beginning. I blame parody. Some jokers run a publication called The Onion. There’s a companion web site at theonion.com. I worry that when they make fun of some idiotic trend and float a fake proposal, somebody is likely to get the wrong idea.

For example, chocolate. The Onion ran an article with the headline: “Hershey’s Ordered to Pay Obese Americans $135 billion” a take-off on the lawsuits against cigarette companies. Not long after The Onion ran its clever little parody about how Big Chocolate “knowingly and willfully market rich, fatty candy bars,” comes a real-life story. Headline: “New Legal Target: Chocolate.”

Seems the Environmental Safety Institute is suing chocolate manufacturers for allegedly hiding the fact that there is lead in the chocolate. Or something. Maybe this Safety Institute didn’t get their idea to sue from The Onion or Mad Magazine . Maybe it’s just ideology plus litigiousnes. Whatever, I don’t think we can take the risk of giving troublemakers any more ideas.

We should ban parody. Now. And I mean that sincerely. Stop. Just stop. Hey I mean it. I’m really serious, here.

This is Common Sense. I’m Paul Jacob

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All-Seeing Eye

Is John Poindexter going to get away with it?

We can thank William Safire for steering our attention to a scary government program that has actually been in the works for some time now. The purpose of the program is to develop software that will collect and analyze every possible kind of information about you, using a single centralized government database. All in the name of Homeland Security.

This isn’t some Orwellian scare story. Admiral Poindexter had the idea for the program right after 9/11. He got funding for it from the Defense Department, and he is already sub-contracting the development. The project, called Total Information Awareness, is on a five-year development track. Congress would still have to give final authorization to put it into place. But gee, once all the technology is there, it would be a shame to waste it, right?

Safire writes, “[Poindexter] is determined to break down the wall between commercial snooping and secret government intrusion. The disgraced admiral dismisses such necessary differentiation as bureaucratic ‘stovepiping.’ And he has been given a $200 million budget to create computer dossiers on 300 million Americans.”

Will the government now be allowed to put all the data from separate private and public sources into a single information warehouse? So it’s easy as apple pie to spy on everything we do that has an electronic trail? It’s scary. But there is still time to object. So let’s object.

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Good News, Old News

Wow. Talk about an election, eh? Several congressional seats actually changed hands. Exit-polling data is still stuck in the computers, but there are a few things we can conclude from the elections.

According to pundit Robert Novak, one of them is that Social Security reform is no longer the “third rail” of American politics electrocuting all candidates who touch it. Novak says, “Victories by candidates who vigorously endorsed individual private retirement accounts shattered a tenet of American political folklore: Social Security is the third rail for Republicans; touch it, and you will die.”

Novak reports that despite shrill attacks on candidates who did dare to talk about reforming Social Security, many such candidates won office anyway. But I think the third rail was ripped out of the political track some time ago, when self-limiter Mark Sanford ran for Congress in 1994.

One of his issues was how people should be allowed to plan more of their own retirement themselves. Sanford, by the way, is now the governor of South Carolina. Have recent stock market gyrations again made Social Security dangerous to talk about? Well, voters already know that government is doing a worse job of managing their money than they can.

As Scott Rasmussen points out in his book Social Security Choice , voters have known for a couple decades now that the Social Security Trust Fund is not funded and can’t be trusted. Thanks to political leaders willing to give the voters credit for brains, the “Third Rail” is history.

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Happy Birthday, Senator

Happy Birthday, Senator Thurmond. The Senator from South Carolina is turning 100 years old.

My goodness, a hundred years old and still serving the people in the United States Senate. That’s more than a millennium in dog years. Is this guy a career politician, or what? I gotta wonder, though has Senator Thurmond really been serving the people by serving so long? If Senator Thurmond hasn’t lost touch just a little, wouldn’t he realize he hasn’t quite been up to the job lately?

Now, I don’t for a second suggest that the good Senator hasn’t been working to serve the people these past 50 years just that he seems more concerned about getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. Career politicians say they have to keep clinging to office so their constituents can keep the clout. But no one would suggest that South Carolina’s fortunes in the Congress will be devastated because of Mr. Thurmond’s immenent departure. Thurmond had to give up his chairmanship of the Armed Services Committee because he could not physically keep up with rigors of the job.

For many years the polls have shown that South Carolinians wish Thurmond would retire, but they’ve been too nice to fire the guy. Thank goodness, Senator Thurmond chose not to run for reelection. I congratulate you, Senator, for having served so long without ever being indicted. But Senator, don’t you think you should have been term-limited quite awhile ago?

Senator? Hello? I say, Senator, can you hear me? Yoo-hoo! Oh, those career politicians never listen. . . .

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A Successful Loser

Coach Greg Rota could have let it go. But he didn’t. He didn’t need to win that badly. What he needed was to be honorable.

Rota coaches the golf team at Westborough High School in Massachusetts. His team had just won a state championship. They had just gotten the trophy. All the kids were posing for the photographers and enjoying the moment. Meanwhile, the opposing team from Woburn High School the losing team was already on the bus back home.

Then Rota discovered something a little funny on the score card. Something to do with the action at the 18th hole. Instead of letting it slide, he decided to investigate. He learned from one of his own players that a score at that hole had indeed been incorrectly recorded. The correction meant that Woburn had won after all. Rota’s team had lost.

Woburn senior captain Rob Pruyne told reporters, “Watching them roll around with the trophy kind of got to me. But then my coach called me last night and told me we had won. . . . [W]hen I heard it was their own coach that discovered the mistake, I couldn’t believe it. . . . It takes a lot of courage to do something like that.”

Why didn’t Coach Rota keep his doubts to himself?

“You can’t go through life that way,” he says. “[Woburn] worked just as hard as we did. It belonged to them. It wasn’t ours to take.”

By being honorable, Greg Rota has given his players an example far more valuable than any trophy. Coach Rota, you are a winner.

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Tax Attack

It’s informational. Even if you lose, it tells you something.

That’s what Dane Waters of the Initiative and Referendum Institute says about the initiative process. People tend to be a little conservative about change. But even if your ballot initiative loses, at least you can get a discussion going about an issue. And maybe next time around, after a little more debate, public opinion will shift in your direction.

Taxes were one major issue this past election. Several efforts to increase taxes went down to defeat. In Northern Virginia, voters killed a half-cent sales tax increase. Meanwhile, measures to limit taxation succeeded. In Washington state, voters enacted a law to limit vehicle license fees and to require the consent of the voters for any new transportation taxes. In Georgia, voters increased the tangible personal tax exemption.

One of the most sweeping tax-break measures was defeated, however. That was the initiative to eliminate the state income tax in Massachusetts also known as Taxachusetts. Only 45 percent of the voters were in favor. But it was such a radical proposal, nobody expected anywhere near that high a Yes vote. So it seems that anti-tax sentiment in Massachusetts is much more prevalent than people had thought.

And up until now, that really had no way of being channeled politically except through a citizen initiative. It’s not like the career politicians in Boston were ever going to eliminate the income tax all by themselves. Yes, even a failed initiative tells you something about the electorate. Interesting.

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To and Fro in Idaho

There’s good news about Idaho, and there’s bad news.

First the bad news. The power grabbers pulled a dirty trick and it paid off barely. With over 400,000 votes cast, the career politicians won by just 1800 votes. At stake was Proposition Two, a referendum that would have repealed the Idaho politicians’ unilateral repeal of Idaho’s term limit law.

Although Idaho voters have affirmed term limits again and again since first enacting them in 1994, Idaho’s career politicians are desperate to keep their jobs no matter what. We don’t have exit polls to consult, but it’s likely that not all voters were fully clear on what they were voting for. A major campaign theme of the politicians was that a “yes” vote would “Stop Special Interests from Running Idaho,” the exact opposite of the truth. But an even worse obstacle for the term limits side was the unclear wording of the ballot question itself.

The ballot seemed to present two opposite interpretations of what a “yes” vote would do. Long version, one thing. Short version, another thing.

The good news is that dirty tricks are no substitute for good ideas and good policy. In other locales around the country, attempts to turn back the clock on term limits were roundly routed this election season. But activists in Idaho won’t let this setback discourage them for long. They’re selling democracy, and the voters are with them. Idaho’s career politicians will be term-limited.

Count on it. It’s not a matter of “whether,” but “when.

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Let’s Roll for Reform

What an election! Close races for governor and senator. It kept me tuned in late watching the election news.

Yet, when it came to the House of Representatives, the one body our Founders said should most closely reflect the sentiments of the people, well, election day was a bore. The reelection rate was 98 percent once again. Only eight incumbents defeated. And four of those brought down by other incumbents, thanks to redistricting.

When congressional districts are re-drawn, as they are every ten years, there’s typically a tad more competition for House seats in the next election cycle. But not this year. For instance, in New Jersey only one of 13 congressional races was won with less than 60 percent of the vote.

The story is the same in other states. In California, only Gary Condit’s House seat was really up for grabs. Fact is, in House races, incumbency dominates. The solution is term limits, but one partial answer is redistricting. At present, politicians in the state legislatures draw districts with a view to reelecting all the incumbents. Districts are skewed to the Republicans or Democrats to be “safe.” Safe from voters and safe from competition, that is.

The answer is to take politicians completely out of the process. Iowa has set up a non-political commission to draw their congressional districts and has quickly become more competitive. In nearly half the states, such a change can be made over the heads of the politicians, through the citizen initiative process. Let’s roll.

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Garbled Message?

What were voters trying to tell Washington in this year’s election?

Boy, there’s been a lot of debate about that. Yet, whatever message we voters were trying to send, the message our U.S. Senators received was . . . well, a little garbled.

They must have heard that it’s a good time to grab another pay raise. Just had an election; two whole years before the next one; better grab more dough while the grabbing’s good.

And can ya blame ’em? The paupers are only making $150,000 smackers a year. Over the last few years, Congress has been raising its pay steadily. Thumbing its nose at the pay raise restrictions in the 27th Amendment to the Constitution and giving themselves what they call “cost of living adjustments.”

Cost of living? With their lavish medical benefits, ample perks and phenomenal pensions, congressmen do pretty well for themselves, even aside from their pay. Which, now that they’ve raised it yet again, will be $154,700 dollars a year.

During the boom years of the 90s Congress rationalized all the self-pay-raises by reference to their wizardry in getting the economy going. Apparently, our businessmen and women are simply bystanders. But, now that the federal government is deficit spending again big time what’s the excuse now?

Well, this is not a hard case to solve. They did it because they felt like it. And because they don’t feel very vulnerable to you, the voter. Or maybe it’s a cry for help: They’re trying to let us know there’s still an awfully big swamp to drain.

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More Disagreement, Please

I wish there were more disagreement in the world.

Or anyway, I wish there were more disagreements of the kind Larry Elder has with term limits. In a recent column Elder takes issue with Ed Crane. Crane runs the Cato Institute, a think tank in Washington, DC. Elder notes that according to Crane, “term limits, among other things, prevent career politicians from becoming entrenched establishment figures no longer responsive to their constituents. I argue that we already possess term limits elections and that, right or wrong, people deserve to vote for politicians they want.”

But then Elder wonders whether the case of Senator Joseph Lieberman supports Crane’s case or his own. Lieberman recently criticized the President for wanting to “make his tax cut permanent, which would cost $4 trillion. That’s not spending restraint,” says Lieberman. “Tax cuts are spending.”

And Elder says, “To call Lieberman’s definition of ‘tax cut’ doublespeak insults George Orwell. Let’s call it Potomac psychosis.” According to Elder, Lieberman’s thinking “reveals a strange mindset, in which our money magically becomes his. And returning that money, or not taking it in the first place, becomes a ‘cost’ to government.”

Elder asks, “Did Lieberman always think the citizens’ money belonged to government, or, as term-limits proponents believe, did Lieberman’s length of time in Washington change him from normal to Potomac-challenged?”

Good question!

This is Common Sense. I’m Paul Jacob.