Category: Thought

“You don’t get nothing for nothing in this life.”

Henrik Ibsen, A Doll’s House (1879), Dr. Rank, Act III

“I believe that first and foremost I am an individual, just as you are.”

Henrik Ibsen, A Doll’s House (1879), Nora Helmer, Act III

“You don’t get nothing for nothing in this life.”

Henrik Ibsen, A Doll’s House (1879), Dr. Rank, Act III

“There can be no freedom or beauty about a home life that depends on borrowing and debt.”

Henrik Ibsen, A Doll’s House (1879),
Torvald Helmer, Act I

“The spirit of truth and the spirit of freedom — these are the pillars of society.”

Henrik Ibsen, The Pillars of Society (1877), Lona, Act IV.

Conservative, n.

A statesman enamored of existing evils, as opposed to a Liberal, who wants to replace them with others.

Cynic, n.

A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic’s eyes to improve his vision.

Egotist, n.

A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.

Idiot, n.

A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot’s activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but “pervades and regulates the whole.” He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

Mayonnaise, n.

One of the sauces that serve the French in place of a state religion.

Once, adj.

Enough.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary (1911)

“You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.”

Henrik Ibsen, An Enemy of the People (1882), Dr. Stockmann, Act V

“As self-love, impetuous and improvident, is ever urging man against his equal, and consequently tends to dissolve society, the art of legislation and the merit of administrators consists in attempering the conflict of individual cupidities, in maintaining an equilibrium of powers, and securing to every one his happiness, in order that, in the shock of society against society, all the members may have a common interest in the preservation and defence of the public welfare.”

C. F. Volney, The Ruins, or, Meditation on the Revolutions of Empires (1793; first English-language edition, 1802)

“A forest bird never wants a cage.”

Henrik Ibsen, The Master Builder (1892), Hilda, Act III.