Karl Kraus

I have done nothing more than show that there is a distinction between an urn and a chamber pot and that it is this distinction above all that provides culture with elbow room. The others, those who fail to make this distinction, are divided into those who use the urn as chamber pot and those who use the chamber pot as urn.

Karl Kraus, as quoted in Thomas Szasz, Karl Kraus and the Soul Doctors (1977).